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It could be raining men and I'd still be single.

 

BEER....... Makes me feel better, and you look better!

 

Don't hate what you don't understand. Life is too short to...

 

If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants...

 

You do not need to look under the bottle cap to know that...

 

I absolutely love the day before my diet starts.

 

I have plenty of reasons to be a bitch, and your face is one...

 

You're Fat... Don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too.

 

Beer isn't everything. Sex must also be involved.

 

I found my inner bitch and ran with her.

 
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