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People like you should be forced to carry around potted...

 

I'm a lady. With the vocabulary of a well educated sailor.

 

Better days are coming. They're called Saturday and Sunday...

 

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

 

I'm a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.

 

It Ain't Gonna Spank Itself...

 

Dear Bitter Bitch, Please do us all a favor and stop...

 

Let's not put a label on our relationship. Let's just...

 

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a...

 

You think you can out-bitch me? Oh honey, you still got your...

 
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