WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Santa says he's gonna bring me...

 

Yo Dad, isn't it hilarious how we get so many people to freak...

 

Take this LSD and shut the fuck up.

 

After I finish my workout, will you work me with your tuna...

 

I didnt just save a bunch of money on my insurance. I am...

 

When I accept your friendship on FB, there's no need to post...

 

HO HO HO!!!! I HATE PEOPLE!!! HO HO HO!!!!

 

All I want for Christmas is you.... TO SHUT THE FUCK UP....

 

If you'd stop smoking penis for a sec, I'd like to wish you a...

 

"...this is the end, beautiful friend..."