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I have lost about 250 lbs of nasty rotten person!

 

I have lost about 250 lbs of nasty rotten person!

 

don't make me think... the people in my head don't like...

 

I have duct tape, rope, an empty storage unit AND an alibi...

 

a co-worker asked me "Why so quiet, Man?" to which I replied...

 

Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without vodka?...

 

~ OPTIMIST: glass half full ~ PESSIMIST: glass half empty ~...

 

just lost my job at the Orange Juice factory...I couldn't...

 

Go to Walmart and pretend to talk on the phone, follow people...

 

Men are like commercials...nothing more than false...