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Oh Darling... You don't want to test my Gangsta skills.

 

I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

 

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation...

 

F**k Hump day! I want to know when, "F**k me so hard I...

 

Thigh gaps are for flamingos. Eat a cupcake........ I...

 

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Well I made it through the day without beating someone with...

 
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